Pipedream Nipple Suck-Hers Review

The intimate details

  • Can be used with or without vibration.
  • Remove vibrator bullets to use in the bath or shower.
  • Remove batteries prior to storage to extend battery life.
  • 2 inches (5cm) in diameter.
  • Made with body-safe silicone.
  • Feel your nipples brush against small ridges as the silicone vibrates.

Cass & Steve reviewing Pipedream Nipple Suck-Hers

Probably spend more than $25

Nipple play is a lot of fun – and I had high hopes for the Nipple Suck-Hers… but it was only a Pipedream (pun intended). 

A part of Pipedream’s Fantasy for Her range, the Nipple Suck-Hers promised sensual suction and powerful vibrations – and delivered on neither.

While the vibrating bullets seemed powerful enough, their poor quality meant the batteries would move in the casing, causing them to either not switch on… or not switch off. Both results were undesirable.

As for the suction? Well, if you watch the above video you’ll see they stuck quite well to Steve’s forehead. But as for the place I wanted them to stick? No dice. Perhaps I didn’t do it right, or perhaps my breasts are not the right shape. After losing quite a bit of weight a few years ago, my boobs aren’t as firm as they used to be. Potentially this is part of the problem.

I managed to get them to “work” by wearing a tight top and placing them over my nipples, although that meant only the vibration worked, not the suction – so I was only getting 50% of the experience.

There is another version of these Suck-Hers, called Breast Suck-Hers⮑ that are 3 inches wide instead of only 2 inches. I briefly considered purchasing these instead, and now I do wonder if they would’ve worked better. 

If you still want to give them a try, the price is very reasonable at only $25. The silicone also feels smooth and nice – if I could actually get the suction to work I’m confident they would feel great! 

But ultimately, my main takeaway from this experience is if you’re going to buy a sex toy, you probably should spend a bit more than $25 to make it really worthwhile.

That being said – if you have better luck than I did, please let me know!